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The Ones with Chandler from Season 7 | Friends

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Hey.
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>> Hey. How was it?
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>> Well, I had a great time. Um, Chanty on
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the other hand, I will tell the story.
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It was going great. I let him win. We
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were bonding. He even said that I could
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call him Dad.
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>> And what did he ask you not to call him?
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>> Daddy.
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[laughter]
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All right. Look, here's the story.
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Well, we had just finished playing
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raetball and we were going to take a
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steam. I walk into the steam room and
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it's really steamy.
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So, I take off my glasses and that's
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when it happened. Guys,
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>> over here. Have a seat, son.
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>> Hey.
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[applause and cheering]
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[music]
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Oh my god, [music] Chandler. I can't
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believe it.
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>> I know.
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>> You gave my father a lap dance.
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[laughter]
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>> Why do they put so much steam in there?
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>> Cuz otherwise they'd have to call it the
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room room.
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>> Why? Okay. Why? Why did that have to
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happen? [laughter]
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>> Come on. It's not that big a deal.
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>> Not that big a deal. There there was
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touching of things.
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>> Yeah, I I know you wanted to bond with
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my dad, but did you really have to bond
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to that part?
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[laughter]
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>> Listen, I'm sure that dad doesn't care.
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He probably thought this was really
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funny. He'll be telling the story for
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years.
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>> I don't want him to tell this story for
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years.
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>> Oh, but he will.
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>> He still tells a story about how Monica
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tried to escape from fat camp.
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I wasn't escaping.
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>> Then how'd you get caught in the barbed
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wire? [laughter]
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>> I was trying to help out a squirrel.
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>> You were trying to eat it.
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>> If that is your father calling to tell
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this story, then the marriage is off.
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>> Come on. Hello.
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I'm sorry. You have the wrong number.
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Okay, I'll call you later, Dad. I love
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you.
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>> [music]
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>> All right, I'm off to see your dad.
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>> Whoa. Whoa. Aren't you a little
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overdressed?
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>> Yeah. And And you better make sure he
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tips you this time.
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[laughter]
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>> Look, I figured I would try to convince
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him not to tell the story anymore. And I
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figured the best way to do that was face
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to face. And by face, I don't mean his
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lap. And by face, I don't mean my ass.
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>> [music]
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>> Just so you understand, I'd feel a lot
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more comfortable if you didn't tell
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people what happened. You know, I'm a
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little I'm a little embarrassed about
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it.
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>> I understand completely. There's nothing
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more horrifying than embarrassing
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yourself in front of your in-laws. As a
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matter of fact, when I started dating
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Judy, I was unemployed and her father
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asked me what I did for a living and I
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told him I was a lawyer.
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>> What'd you do when they found out?
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>> They never did. So if you ever see me
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giving them legal advice, just not
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along,
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>> shall we?
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[laughter]
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[laughter]
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>> So I guess we wear swimsuits in here.
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>> Where's the dog?
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>> What dog? There's There's no dog here.
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>> Yeah, that dog left.
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>> Phoei.
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Phoei, open up.
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>> There's no dog in here.
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>> Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.
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>> No, that's just me coughing.
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[laughter]
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>> Oh, good. There you are. Listen, um, I
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have a dog in my room.
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What is it doing here?
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>> Well, I'm watching it for some friends
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who went out of town. Wait.
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>> Hello. My name is Clunkers.
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>> May I please stay with you nice people?
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[laughter]
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>> Oh, I wish you could stay here, but
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Chandler is allergic.
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>> Extremely allergic. Okay. If I am
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anywhere near a dog for more than five
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minutes, my throat will just close up.
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That's odd cuz this dog's been living
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here for the past 3 days.
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[laughter]
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Really,
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[laughter]
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>> Taylor? If the dog has been here that
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long and you haven't had a reaction,
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maybe you're not allergic to this dog.
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>> Well, it still has to go, right?
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>> Why?
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>> Okay, it's um
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>> Don't do it. [laughter]
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>> Don't do what?
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>> I have to. Okay, it's time.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay. I HATE DOGS.
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>> WHAT?
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>> WHAT?
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>> CRAZY.
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>> Told you.
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[laughter]
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>> They are needy. They are jumpy. And you
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can't tell what they are thinking. And
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that scares me a little bit. [laughter]
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>> You're right. They are scary. AH, SHE
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JUST ATE A TREAT OUT OF MY HAND.
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[laughter]
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>> Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs?
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I mean, not even puppies.
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>> Is there a puppy here?
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>> You don't like puppies? Okay, you are
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new.
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[laughter]
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>> Look, Chandler, I told you never tell
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anyone about this dog thing. It's like
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Ross not liking ice cream. [laughter]
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>> You don't like ice cream? It's too cold.
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>> Okay. Just the dogs make me a little
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uncomfortable. Hurts my teeth.
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[laughter]
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And I don't want to say this. I don't
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want you guys to hate me, but uh I don't
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think I can be around that dog anymore.
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Okay. So, either the dog goes or I go.
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Huh?
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[laughter]
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Oh my god.
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Okay, Phoebe, we should probably go back
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now.
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>> Please don't leave me. I'll be lonely.
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>> Stop it. Stop.
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>> Hey, let's go. Come on. We can be
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strong.
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>> Yeah. Okay.
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Oh my god. Did you hear that? She said,
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"Monica, [laughter]
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they can't leave her."
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>> You know, if you want, we could sneak
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the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't
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even know. But it's not going to work. I
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had that dog there for 3 days and
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Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
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>> Hey, [laughter]
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I didn't know either.
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>> Yeah, but you kind of knew that
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something was going on, didn't you?
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>> Yeah, I knew. [laughter]
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>> Hi, honey.
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>> Please, please, please don't be mad at
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me.
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>> What? Why? Why would we wait and see?
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Maybe we will. Maybe we won't.
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>> Okay. Okay. I went over to Ross's
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apartment to bring back clunkers, you
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know, for you. And [clears throat] I
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left the door open and she must have
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gotten out. And I looked everywhere all
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over the apartment, including the roof,
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which FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors,
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growing weed.
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I couldn't find them. And I am so so so
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sorry. But I do know where we can all
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go. Ease the pain.
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>> [laughter]
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>> WE HAVE GOOD NEWS. LOOK WHO'S BACK.
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>> HEY, LOOK. Oh my god.
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>> That's right. She came back all by

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