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went to the store, sat on Santa's lap,
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asked him to bring my friends all kinds
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of crap,
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said, "All you need is to write them a
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song." Now, you haven't heard it yet, so
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don't try to sing along.
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Don't sing along.
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Monica,
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Monica,
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have a happy Hanukkah.
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So, Santa Claus
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He said hello to
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Joey
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Christmas will be snowing
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AND
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happy holidays everybody.
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sprained to his sleigh. To his team gave
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a whistle, and away they all flew like
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the down of a thistle. But I heard him
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exclaim, air he drove out of sight,
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"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a
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good night."
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>> Wow,
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that was great.
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>> You really wrote that?
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>> Uhhuh.
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Hello and merry Christmas. Oh, thank
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you, sir. Here's some joy.
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>> Hey, come to see how it's going.
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>> Well, it's going okay.
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>> Oh, good. Here, let me help you out.
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>> Oh, thanks.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Wow.
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Is that a new suede jacket? It looks
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really expensive.
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>> Yeah, I guess.
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Just get your nails done.
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Yes, baby. But this is all I have. Okay.
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Okay. Thanks. Happy holidays. Here's
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your joy. Thank you.
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>> Thank you. Happy holidays. And wait, you
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can't take the money out.
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>> I'm making change. I need change for the
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bus.
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>> But can't you leave the dollar? This
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money's for the poor.
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>> I'm poor. I got to take the bus.
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>> Okay. Season's greetings and everything,
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but still.
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>> Bite me, Blondie.
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Oh, I'm going to give him something
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besides joy. Just
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>> got that little bit of oil that should
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have lasted just one day burned for
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>> eight whole days.
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>> That's right. And that's why we
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celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.
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>> Awesome.
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>> Yeah.
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My favorite part was when Superman flew
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all the Jews out of Egypt.
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The armadillo was actually not so
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thrilled about that part.
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>> Okay, Ben, it's time to light the
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Hanukkah candles.
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Hey. Oh, wow. Looks like the Easter
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Bunny's funeral in here.
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Come on. Come on. We're We're lighting
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the candles. Come on.
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>> Oh,
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>> I understand why Superman is here, but
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why is there a porcupine at the Easter
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Bunny's funeral?
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>> Hey.
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>> Hey. What are you told?
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>> Well, I I thought a lot about what you
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said and um I realized, all right, maybe
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I was a little judgmental.
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Yeah. Oh, but Oh.
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Not now, Phoebe. Remember, hey, they're
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just fulfilling their Christmas
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>> destiny. Sure. Yes.
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>> Okay.
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Yikes. That one doesn't look very
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fulfilled.
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>> Oh, that's uh that's one of the old
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ones. He's just taking it to the back.
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>> You keep the old ones in the back.
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>> That is so aegist.
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>> But we have to make room for the fresh
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ones.
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>> So, what happens to the old guys? Well,
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>> they go into the chipper.
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Well, I have a feeling that's not as
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happy as it sounds.
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>> Hey, hey, hey.
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>> Okay. And uh this one here is a Douglas
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fur. Now, it's a little more money, but
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you get a nicer smell.
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>> Looks good. I'll take it.
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>> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no,
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you don't want that one. No, you can
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have this cool brown one.
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>> It It It's almost dead.
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>> Okay, but that's why you have to buy it.
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So that it can fulfill its Christmas
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destiny. Otherwise, they're going to
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throw it into the chipper. Tell them,
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Joey.
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>> Yeah, the uh trees that don't fulfill
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their Christmas destiny are thrown in
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the chipper.
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I I think I'm going to look around a
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little bit more.
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>> Peeps, you got to stop doing this. I'm
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working on commission here.
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>> Hey guys, I'm here to pick out my
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Christmas tree.
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>> Well, look no further. This one's yours.
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>> Is this the one that I threw out last
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year?
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>> All right. You know what? Never mind.
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE A GREEN ONE.
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SORRY. I'm sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean
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to get so emotional. I guess it's just
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the holidays are just hard.
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>> Oh, honey. Is that cuz your mom died
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around Christmas?
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>> Oh, I wasn't even thinking about that.
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>> Oh,
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huh. Seeing that drunk Santa wet himself
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really perked up my Christmas.
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Oh my god.
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>> Merry Christmas.
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>> You guys.
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>> Oh god, you're the best.
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>> It's like Night of the Living Dead
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Christmas tree.
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>> Hello.
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Yeah, this is she.
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You're kidding. You're kidding. Oh,
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thank you. I love you.
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>> Sure. Everybody loves a kid.
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>> I got the job.
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>> God bless us everyone.
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>> I just got us reservations at Michelle's
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and tickets to the Music Man to
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celebrate our first holiday season as a
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betrothed couple.
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>> Bet.
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>> Bet couple.
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Hey.
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Oh,
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>> babes
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skull.
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>> Oh, yeah. IT'S MY MOM'S.
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>> OH MY GOD.
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>> NO, NO, NO. It's not. It's not my mom.
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It belonged to my mom.
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Yeah. No, she used to put it out every
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Christmas to remind us that even though
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it's Christmas, people still die.
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And you can put candy in it.
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Hey.
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>> Hey. Hey. Licorice.
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>> Sure.
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>> Hey. I just found out I get Ben for the
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holidays this year.
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>> Oh, that's great.
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>> Are you going to dress up as Santa?
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>> Nope. I mean, I know Susan does every
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year, but I think I want to take this
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year to teach him all about Hanukkah.
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>> And maybe I could teach Ben about the
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Christmas skull and how people die.
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>> You may need to use this year to teach
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Ben about Phoebe.
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>> I will look in the back closet. If I can
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save you time, ladies, I'm right here.
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>> Yeah. Chandler, why don't you take a
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walk? This doesn't concern you.
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>> We are looking for our Christmas
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presents for Monica.
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>> What? That's terrible.
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>> No, no, we do it every year.
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>> Oh, well, that that makes it not
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terrible.
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>> No. Yeah, we never find them. She's
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always bested us. That wy minkx.
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Yeah, don't worry. We're just going to
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search here for an hour and then we're
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going to go over to Joey's and search.
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Okay.
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>> No, not okay. You can't look for
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Monica's presents.
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>> Oh, don't we have to?
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>> No, you don't have to. And you can't
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because I I live here, too.
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>> Well, then you should look with us.

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